Pedagogical

Einstein, the frizzy-haired,

Said E equals MC squared.

Thus all mass decreases,

As activity ceases?

Not my mass, my ass declared!

This limerick goes in reverse,

Unless I'm remiss,

The neat thing is this:

If you start from the bottom-most verse,

This limerick's not any worse.

And let me the canakin clink, clink.

And let me the canakin clink.

A soldier's a man.

A life's but a span.

Why, then, let a soldier drink.

The bottle of scent Willie sent,

Was quite displeasing to Millicent.

Her thanks were so cold,

That they quarreled, I'm told,

'Bout that silly scent Willie sent Millicent."

The president's loud protestation,

At his fall for the intern's temptation;

"This affair is moral,

As long as it's oral,

Straight screwing I save the nation."

Said a fool whose mind was quite miniscule,

As his ignorance reached a new pinnacle,

"I don't believe in astrology,

It's my ideology,

But I'm a Leo and Leo's are cynical.

There once was a Marxist named Lenin,

Who did two or three million men in,

That's a lot to have done in,

But where he did one in,

That old bastard Stalin did ten in.

Seven Ages: first puking and mewling

Then very pissed-off with your schooling,

Then fucks and then fights,

Next judging chaps' rights,

Then sitting in slippers: then drooling.

There was a man who said dam,

It is born upon me, I am

A creature that moves,

In predestinate grooves,

I'm not even a bus I'm a tram

While browsing museums in France,

I gave their exhibits a glance.

My kindly advise

Is those paintings are nice,

But the statues are needing some pants.