Genital

A singer who came from Milano

Had privates made out of Meccano.

He sang bass-tenor, but

By unscrewing one nut

He could also reach mezzo-soprano

A thrifty old man named McEwen

Inquired, "Why bother with screwing?

It's safer and cleaner

To finger your weiner,

And besides you can see what you're doing."

A certain young man I'm not namin'

Asked an actress he thought was tamin'

"Have you your maidenhead?"

"Don't be silly!" She said,

"But I still have the box that it came in."

There was a girl from Aberystwyth

Used to kiss with the lips that she pissed with

By way of adventure

She fitted a denture

Now she's got a front bum she eats crisps with

An insomniac young fellow named Hatches

Took a room in a whorehouse in Natchez

He still tossed and turned

Half the night, but he learned

How to manage by sleeping in snatches.

A vasectomy surgeon named Goff

Said drinkers would probably scoff,

For the pleasure was gone

From tying one on,

He preferred to be tying one off.

The sea captan's tender young bride

Fell into the bay at low tide,

You could tell by her squeals

That some of the eels

Had discovered a good place to hide.

There once was a pirate from Yates,

Who could dance the Fandango on skates,

He fell on his cutlass,

Which rendered him nut-less,

And perfectly useless on dates.

Old George had an odd looking dangular

Rectangular? No but triangular;

Isosceles too.

Three-dimensional? True;

Therefore, tetrahedronically angular.

Contravening guidelines on health,

Butcher Frank likes exposing himself.

But he hides it away

In the sausage display,

When young ladies come up to the shelf.