Clerical

A pious young minister's pappy

Had a sex life, diverse, hot, and snappy.

It shocked his dear son

When he had all that fun,

But it made girl parishioners happy.

There once was a girl from Cape Cod

Who thought all blessings came from God

But it weren't the Almighty

Who lifted her nighty

It was Roger the lodger by God.

There was a young damsel named Baker,

Who was poked in a pew by a Quaker,

He yelled, "My God! What,

Do you call that -- a twat?

Why is the entrance more that an acre!"

The vicar of Santo Domingo

Said to the curate: "By jingo!

Blast women and boys,

I need some joys!"

And he promptly fucked a flamingo.

There was a young rabbi from Peru

Who was vainly trying to screw.

His wife said: "Oh vey,

If you keep up this way

The Messiah will come before I do."

There once was a priest from Morocco,

Whose motto was really quite macho.

He said, to be blunt,

"God decreed we eat cunt!

Why else would it look like a taco?"

They say of the Bishop of Birmingham,

That he screws little boys while confirming them,

They kneel on the cassock,

He lifts his hassock,

And pumps his episcopal sperm in them.

The Bishop of central Japan,

Used to bugger himself with a fan.

And when taxed with these acts,

He replied 'it contracts,

And expands rather more than a man'.

God's plan made a sporting beginning,

Till Eve spoilt his chances by sinning,

We trust that the story,

Will end with God's glory,

But at present the other side's winning.

The Anglican Dean of Hong Kong

Has a thing that is twelve inches long,

And he thinks that the waiters,

Are admiring his gaiters,

when he goes to the loo. But he's wrong.