Clerical

There was a young lady from Kew,

Who said as the bishop withdrew.

The vicar is thicker, harder,

And wider,

And also four inches longer than you.

A vice both obscene and unsavory

Holds the Bishop of London in slavery,

With lascivious howls,

He deflowers young owls,

That he lures to an underground aviary.

There was a young priest of Kings

Who's mind was upon higher things.

But his true heart's desire,

Was a boy in the choir,

With an ass like a jelly on springs.

A lascivious monk from Dundee,

Buggered a nun under a tree,

While deep in her ass,

He chanted High Mass,

And even the Pope came to see.