Bawdy

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset

Where he still held the cash as an asset,

But Nan and the man

Stole the money and ran,

And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who kept all his cash in a bucket.

But his daughter, named Nan,

Ran awa with a man

And as for the bucket, Nantucket

In a midsummer night, playing puck,

A Shakespearean actor got stuck.

But as he'd never heard,

Of this four letter word,

He remarked "what bad luck!"

The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian

Was krushed like a kar in a krashian.

Her Kris kried, "Not Fair!

Why kan't I keep my share?"

But Kardashian fell klean outa fashian

A bather whose clothing was strewed

By winds that left her quite nude,

Saw a man come along

And unless I am wrong,

You expect this line to be lewd.

His teeth can pierce

The skin of postman's knee.

It serves him right

That, because of his bite,

He get no letter you see.

There was a young belle of old Natchez,

Whose garments were always in patchez.

When comments arose,

On the state of her clothes,

She replied, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez."

There was an engine driver named Hunt,

Who was given an engine to shunt,

Saw a runaway truck,

By yelling out "duck,"

Saved the life of the fella in front.