Ogden Nash

Although candy is dandy, what's finer

And much quicker is liquor, so wine her.

Is a peck on the cheek

All the boon that you seek?

Tut! The odds say your goal's her vaginer.

A flea and a fly in a flue,

Were imprisoned, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

There was a young belle of old Natchez,

Whose garments were always in patchez.

When comments arose,

On the state of her clothes,

She replied, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez."