Unsavoury
A woman from Ealing
There was once a woman from Ealing,
Who had a rather funny feeling,
She laid on her back,
And opened her crack,
And shat all over the ceiling.
A mister from Bdata.frameer
There was a young mister from Bdata.frameer,
Who knocked up his gal as he kissed her,
But he couldn't afford,
A new baby on board,
So from then on he just had to fist her.
A crazy old man
Twas a crazy old man called O'Keef,
Who caused local farmers much grief,
To their cows he would run,
Cut their legs off for fun,
And say "Look, I've invented ground beef!"
Tourette's Syndrome
There was a man with Tourette's
CUNT!
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