Genital

I once knew a lass from Tacoma,

Whose twat had a wondrous aroma,

When the lads took a whiff,

About half would get stiff,

The rest would fall into a coma.

There once was a girl from Shalanker,

Whose cunt was as big as a tanker,

You could go for a swim,

In the depths of her quim,

And you needed a lamp post to wank her.

There was an old man from Gosham,

Who took out his balls to wash 'em,

His wife said "Jack!,

If you don't put 'em back,

I'll stand on the fuckers and squash 'em!"

There once was a woman named Jill,

Who tried a dynamite stick for the thrill,

They found her vagina,

In South Carolina,

And bits of her tits in Brazil

There was a hooker from Kew,

Who used to fill her pussy with glue.

Then say with a grin,

If they can pay to get in.

They can pay to get out too!

There was a young man from Kent,

Who had a penis so long it bent,

It was so much trouble,

That he kept it double,

And instead of coming he went.

The lass I brought home was a prize,

With an alluring set of blue eyes,

Her breasts, so well kept,

Were what I'd expect,

But her penis was quite a surprise

There was once a girl from Whick,

Who said to her mum "What's a dick?"

She said "My dead Annie,

It goes up your fanny,

And jumps up and down 'till it's sick.

There was a young lady from Nizes,

Who had tits of two different sizes,

One was so small,

It was nothing at all,

but the other was so large, and won prizes!

There once was a woman named Vic,

Who pleasured herself with a stick,

She once got it stuck,

Said 'what the fuck?',

And now there's no room for a prick.