Genital

The last time I dined with a King,

He did this very curious thing:

He sat on a stool

And took out his tool,

And said "If I play will you sing?"

There was a young girl called Annie

Who had a particular fanny,

She went to the doc,

He said that "that's a cock.'

Now everyone calls her Danny

There once was a Vulcan named Spok

Who tried stroking his monstrous cock,

With lust went berserk

And beseeched Captain Kirk,

"Bend over, this shuttle must dock!"

A lady once triplets begat,

Named Nat and Pat and Tat,

Though it was fun breeding,

The trouble was feeding,

Cause there just was no tit for tat.

Said a woman with open delight,

My pubic hair's perfectly white,

I admit there's a glare,

But the fellows don't care

They locate it more quickly at night.

There once was girl named Hortense.

The size of he breasts was immense.

One day playing soccer,

Out popped her knocker,

And she kicked it right over the fence.

There was a young lady named Claire,

Who possessed a magnificent pair,

Or that's what I thought,

'Til I saw one get caught,

On a thorn, and begin to lose air.

There once was a barmaid named Gale,

On whose breasts was the menu for ale,

But since she was kind,

For the sake of the blind,

On her ass it was printed in Braille.

There once was a man from Calcutta.

He jerked off in a gutter,

The tropical heat,

Affected his meat,

And instead of cream he got butter.

There once was a man from Pompei,

Who fashioned a snatch out of clay,

The heat from his prick,

Turned the clay into brick,

And tore all his foreskin away.