Limericks

When the holy ghost came, say traditions,

Mary acted without inhibitions.

She had God on her side,

And then had him astride,

And in several other positions.

The limerick is furtive and mean.

You must keep her in close quarantine,

Else she sinks to the slums

And promptly becomes

Disorderly, drunk, and obscene.

Said a certain young man with a grin,

"I think it is time to begin."

Said the girl with a sneer,

"With what? Why, your pee-er

Is scarcely as big as a pin."