Limericks

They say of the Bishop of Birmingham,

That he screws little boys while confirming them,

They kneel on the cassock,

He lifts his hassock,

And pumps his episcopal sperm in them.

Cleopatra's a cute little minx

With a sex life that's loaded with kinks

Marcus A. she would steer amid

The palms and Great pyramid

And they'd screw on the head of the sphinx.

There was a young lady from Tottenham

Whose manners... well, she had forgotten 'em

At tea at the vicar's

She wipped off her knickers

Exclaiming she felt far too hot in 'em.